oh come on nobody thought it was funny?
His coils play Beethoven at 200 RPM...
He makes Model A owners wish they had a magneto...
His transmission bands are made of wood, kevlar, AND cotton...
He once used a water pump just to see if it was cool...
Okay, that is funny, Nice work Matthew!
When asked what timer he used, he responded
"They always give free starts out of respect..." troop
More good stuff! (Hey? I just now looked in!)
All great stuff!
From this Forum, Sept 2005:
Q. How do you make a Model T accelerate 0 - 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last 2 pages of every Model T owner's manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the parts counterman say when the customer said "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Model T"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade to me.
Q. Why do Model Ts come with heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm while you're pushing them.
Q. What do you call a Model T at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. What do you call two Model Ts at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle.
Q. How do you double the value of a Model T?
A. Fill up the gas tank.
Q. What do you call a Model T with brakes?
Q. How do you make a Model T go faster downhill?
A. Turn off the engine.
Q. Why don't Model Ts sustain much damage in a front end collision?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Model T passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Model T?
A. Park it between two BMW's.
Dunno the author, sorry, but it appears to have been borrowed from a Yugo.
Ralph, you forgot the one my Model A loving friend would ask me every time I saw him:
Q. Why did Henry have to stop building the T?
A. He ran out of rattles!
My friend was a jerk!
The top insult. Ford T...
Found on road dead trampled.
I know it's bad and old. So am I.
GREAT THREAD GUYS!!!!
Matthew , do you have that last one in higher resolution? Love to print it off for my garage
Unfortunatley i do not, ive been using a website called meme generator, you might be able to get a higher resolution from the website
All right. I figured that I should pose one myself!
What do you mean???? African or European oil
Are you suggesting oil migrates?
Matthew, thanks for mentioning the website to generate these. I went there, created one that is very timely for the Dutch community and posted it on Facebook. (Queen Beatrix announced today that she is abdicating effective 30 April 2013 and that her son, Willem Alexander, will become King.)
You've got two halves of oil cans and you're banging 'em togethah!!!
You can stick your Water Pump where the water don't run!
Oil dosn't migrate ,it just leaks out of model T's.