Tom was in his early 50's, retired and started a second career.
>
> However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10,
> 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the Boss was
> in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day he called him
> into the office for a talk.
>
> "Tom, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job,
> but you're being late so often is quite bothersome."
>
> "Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it."
>
> "Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd
> though, you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Marines.
> What did they say if you came in late there?"
>
> They said, "Good morning, General."

Ken,
That was terrific. I wasn't in the Marines, but can appreciate the humor.
By the way, I was in the Army.
Rog