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By Matthew David Maiers on Saturday, January 26, 2013 - 05:27 pm:
By Matthew David Maiers on Saturday, January 26, 2013 - 07:48 pm:oh come on nobody thought it was funny?
By Steve in Tennessee on Saturday, January 26, 2013 - 08:37 pm:His coils play Beethoven at 200 RPM...
He makes Model A owners wish they had a magneto...
His transmission bands are made of wood, kevlar, AND cotton...
He once used a water pump just to see if it was cool...
By Christopher Lang ~ Brentwood Bay, BC on Saturday, January 26, 2013 - 08:47 pm:Okay, that is funny, Nice work Matthew!
By Matthew David Maiers on Saturday, January 26, 2013 - 09:56 pm:
By Matthew David Maiers on Saturday, January 26, 2013 - 10:05 pm:When asked what timer he used, he responded
"Yes"
By ex trooper on Saturday, January 26, 2013 - 10:37 pm:"They always give free starts out of respect..." troop
By Wayne Sheldon, Grass Valley, CA on Saturday, January 26, 2013 - 11:13 pm:More good stuff! (Hey? I just now looked in!)
By George Button III (Chip), Lake Clear, NY on Saturday, January 26, 2013 - 11:17 pm:All great stuff!
By Danial - Veneta OR US Earth Solar System on Sunday, January 27, 2013 - 12:22 am:
By Matthew David Maiers on Sunday, January 27, 2013 - 01:37 am:
By Danial - Veneta OR US Earth Solar System on Sunday, January 27, 2013 - 02:51 am:hahaha
By Ricks - Surf City on Sunday, January 27, 2013 - 10:24 am:From this Forum, Sept 2005:
Q. How do you make a Model T accelerate 0 - 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last 2 pages of every Model T owner's manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the parts counterman say when the customer said "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Model T"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade to me.
Q. Why do Model Ts come with heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm while you're pushing them.
Q. What do you call a Model T at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. What do you call two Model Ts at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle.
Q. How do you double the value of a Model T?
A. Fill up the gas tank.
Q. What do you call a Model T with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Model T go faster downhill?
A. Turn off the engine.
Q. Why don't Model Ts sustain much damage in a front end collision?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Model T passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Model T?
A. Park it between two BMW's.
Dunno the author, sorry, but it appears to have been borrowed from a Yugo.
By John Semprez-Templeton, CA on Sunday, January 27, 2013 - 12:55 pm:Ralph, you forgot the one my Model A loving friend would ask me every time I saw him:
Q. Why did Henry have to stop building the T?
A. He ran out of rattles!
My friend was a jerk!
By Mark Stewart -Calif. on Sunday, January 27, 2013 - 01:39 pm:The top insult. Ford T...
Found on road dead trampled.
I know it's bad and old. So am I.
By Matthew David Maiers on Sunday, January 27, 2013 - 03:11 pm:
By Darren J Wallace on Sunday, January 27, 2013 - 07:11 pm:GREAT THREAD GUYS!!!!
By Darren J Wallace on Sunday, January 27, 2013 - 07:13 pm:
By Rob from Nova Scotia on Sunday, January 27, 2013 - 08:42 pm:Matthew , do you have that last one in higher resolution? Love to print it off for my garage
By Matthew David Maiers on Sunday, January 27, 2013 - 09:09 pm:Unfortunatley i do not, ive been using a website called meme generator, you might be able to get a higher resolution from the website
By John Grabowski on Monday, January 28, 2013 - 11:46 am:
By Cameron Whitaker on Monday, January 28, 2013 - 03:21 pm:All right. I figured that I should pose one myself! 
By Darren J Wallace on Monday, January 28, 2013 - 04:16 pm:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
By Darren J Wallace on Monday, January 28, 2013 - 04:19 pm:What do you mean???? African or European oil 
By Steve in Tennessee on Monday, January 28, 2013 - 05:59 pm:Are you suggesting oil migrates?
NEEEE!!!
By Dick Lodge - St Louis MO on Monday, January 28, 2013 - 06:10 pm:Matthew, thanks for mentioning the website to generate these. I went there, created one that is very timely for the Dutch community and posted it on Facebook. (Queen Beatrix announced today that she is abdicating effective 30 April 2013 and that her son, Willem Alexander, will become King.)
By Bob Coiro on Monday, January 28, 2013 - 08:09 pm:Holy hand-grenade!
By Darren J Wallace on Monday, January 28, 2013 - 09:51 pm:You've got two halves of oil cans and you're banging 'em togethah!!!
By Mark Stewart -Calif. on Monday, January 28, 2013 - 10:01 pm:You can stick your Water Pump where the water don't run!
By Bob McDonald-Federal Way, Wa. on Monday, January 28, 2013 - 11:39 pm:Oil dosn't migrate ,it just leaks out of model T's.
Bob
By Danial - Veneta OR US Earth Solar System on Tuesday, January 29, 2013 - 12:11 am:
By Chad Budreau on Friday, February 01, 2013 - 05:10 pm:
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