If a bell went off under my ass while I was driving my Model T, it would scare the crap out of me. I know all of the squeaks, grinds and pop of my T.
I can't get the float in the toilet to work right - don't think I could trust all those chains in my gas tank?
Ring Ring Ring - This is your gas tank calling. You need more fuel.
Should the Gaso-Phone call my home phone or cell?
With a Gaso-Phone you don't need On-Star!
That's a dingy solution to a problem I didn't know I had.
Is that my Gaso-Phone or a bicyclist ringing me?
One Ringy Dingy!