O/T "Chuckle for today"

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Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Enos Wiseman on Tuesday, October 08, 2013 - 10:33 am:

Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts. The driver obviously confused said,"Officer, I don't understand, I wasn't doing over the speed limit!, What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer said, "you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous". "Slower than the speed limit? NO SIR! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the elderly woman said proudly. The officer containing a chuckle explains that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned, thanking the officer for pointing out her error. "Before I go Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone OK? These women seem badly shaken and haven't uttered a word all this time" "Oh! they will be alright in a minute, Officer, we just got off Route 142."


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Jay - In Northern California on Tuesday, October 08, 2013 - 10:44 am:


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Robert G. Hester Jr., Riverview, FL on Tuesday, October 08, 2013 - 11:10 am:

Two elderly ladies are driving along and breeze right through a red light.

Passenger, "Evelyn! Do you realize you just ran a red light?"

Evelyn, "My word! Am I driving?"


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Seth from NC on Tuesday, October 08, 2013 - 11:50 am:

Robert that's too close too reality to be funny. Lol


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Jay - In Northern California on Tuesday, October 08, 2013 - 12:03 pm:


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Mike Garrison_Rice Minnesota on Wednesday, October 09, 2013 - 01:35 am:

Father O'brien, what gives you the idea it would be ok to be in bed with my wife? PLEASE TELL ME SIR, why are you in bed with my wife?

Because your daughter wasn't home.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Tim Williams on Wednesday, October 09, 2013 - 02:32 am:

The Government is looking out for your best interest and well being.


Since we are on the topic of chuckles


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