Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts. The driver obviously confused said,"Officer, I don't understand, I wasn't doing over the speed limit!, What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer said, "you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous". "Slower than the speed limit? NO SIR! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the elderly woman said proudly. The officer containing a chuckle explains that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned, thanking the officer for pointing out her error. "Before I go Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone OK? These women seem badly shaken and haven't uttered a word all this time" "Oh! they will be alright in a minute, Officer, we just got off Route 142."
Two elderly ladies are driving along and breeze right through a red light.
Passenger, "Evelyn! Do you realize you just ran a red light?"
Evelyn, "My word! Am I driving?"
Robert that's too close too reality to be funny. Lol
Father O'brien, what gives you the idea it would be ok to be in bed with my wife? PLEASE TELL ME SIR, why are you in bed with my wife?
Because your daughter wasn't home.
The Government is looking out for your best interest and well being.
Since we are on the topic of chuckles