On a bitterly cold winter morning a
Husband and blonde wife in
Dublin were listening to the radio during
Breakfast. They heard the
Announcer say, "We are going to have 8
To 10 inches of snow today. You
Must park your car on the
Even-numbered side of the street, so the
Snow plows can get
Through. "So the good wife went out and moved her
Car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said,
"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the
Snow plows can get through. The good wife
Went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the
Radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was
Very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't
Know what to do. Which side of the street do
I need to park on so the
Snow plows can get through?"
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all
Men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,
Wait for it!
"Why don't you just leave the car
In the garage this
Time."
I didn't see it coming either
GOOD one!
OMG LOL
Yea, didn't see that one coming either. LOL
Up here in Minnesota that's been a classic Ole & Lena "yoke".