OT - Snow Joke

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Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Steven Thum on Tuesday, January 07, 2014 - 05:59 pm:

On a bitterly cold winter morning a

Husband and blonde wife in

Dublin were listening to the radio during

Breakfast. They heard the

Announcer say, "We are going to have 8

To 10 inches of snow today. You

Must park your car on the

Even-numbered side of the street, so the

Snow plows can get

Through. "So the good wife went out and moved her

Car.



A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said,

"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.

You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the

Snow plows can get through. The good wife

Went out and moved her car again.



The next week they are again having breakfast, when the

Radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.

You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was

Very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't

Know what to do. Which side of the street do

I need to park on so the

Snow plows can get through?"



Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all

Men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,





Wait for it!









"Why don't you just leave the car

In the garage this

Time."



I didn't see it coming either


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By John Aldrich Orting Wa on Tuesday, January 07, 2014 - 06:40 pm:

GOOD one!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Mark Gregush Portland Oregon on Tuesday, January 07, 2014 - 07:50 pm:

OMG LOL :-)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Dave DeYoung ......... Stoughton, WI on Tuesday, January 07, 2014 - 10:35 pm:

Yea, didn't see that one coming either. LOL


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Warren W. Mortensen on Tuesday, January 07, 2014 - 11:08 pm:

Up here in Minnesota that's been a classic Ole & Lena "yoke".


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