Think before you speak

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Model T Ford Forum: Forum 2014: Think before you speak
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Herb Iffrig on Monday, May 05, 2014 - 10:16 am:

From a correspondent:


WHAT'S THAT OLD SAYING?...

"ALWAYS THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!"

YEAH, THAT'S IT...


(Man that REALLY IS a cool looking Ford ain't it! Ooops!)


Through the eyes of a man...


A wife was curious when she found two old negatives in a drawer and had them made into prints. She was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of her at a much younger, slimmer time, taken many years ago on one of her first
dates with her husband. When she showed him the photos, his face lit up.
"Wow, look at that!", he said with appreciation, "That's my old Ford!".




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Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Mike Garrison_Rice Minnesota on Monday, May 05, 2014 - 10:20 am:

Perfect. Put her in her place!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Dick Lodge - St Louis MO on Monday, May 05, 2014 - 10:21 am:

Looks like there is some teamwork smoking going on....


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Larry Smith on Monday, May 05, 2014 - 10:32 am:

Looks like one of those old motor courts.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Ken Todd on Monday, May 05, 2014 - 10:39 am:

"WHAT'S THAT OLD SAYING?... "

Put your brain in gear before putting your mouth in motion.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Bob Coiro on Monday, May 05, 2014 - 11:00 am:

Dad used to teach a class called "Guy 101." He was the master of handling such loaded questions as, "Which dress should I wear to the wedding, the pink one or the green one?"
To that, Dad replied, "The green one makes you look even thinner."

"Even." One little word that meant the difference between war and peace. But when you're a man, there's just no winning. When Mom and Dad arrived at the wedding, the backs of all the chairs were upholstered in the same material as Mom's dress.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Dick Lodge - St Louis MO on Monday, May 05, 2014 - 11:07 am:


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Jay - In Northern California on Monday, May 05, 2014 - 11:09 am:

So what's the diplomatic way to be honest and answer her question when she asks "Honey, does this dress make me look fat?" LIE!! God will understand! :-)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Norman T. Kling on Monday, May 05, 2014 - 12:58 pm:

One day, back when I used to have a job, one of the women walked in wearing a pretty dress. I said," You look nice today!" Her reply was, "Don't I always look nice?", and stomped off. After that whenever I saw a woman at the office, I just said, "good morning" or Hello.
Norm


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By tim moore on Monday, May 05, 2014 - 07:08 pm:

My wife asked me if she looked fat--I answered with do I look stupid?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Erich Bruckner, Vancouver, WA on Monday, May 05, 2014 - 07:33 pm:

Norm, you should have added the word "extra" before the word "nice". May have helped, but could simply have been stepping in a different trap too.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Walt Berdan, Bellevue, WA on Monday, May 05, 2014 - 07:52 pm:

How well did that work for you Tim?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Rob from Nova Scotia on Monday, May 05, 2014 - 08:35 pm:

My father had a saying that has gotten me out of more than one sticky situation. Listen with your ears and not your mouth. Also the answer to do these jeans make me look fat is not "no, your ass makes you look fat"


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Erich Bruckner, Vancouver, WA on Monday, May 05, 2014 - 09:10 pm:

Rob, reminds me of another non-recommended reply, "Its not the jeans".


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Danial - Veneta OR US Earth Solar System on Monday, May 05, 2014 - 10:10 pm:

Favorite bumper sticker going around here:

(Insert Pic of any Hated Political Figure)

Does this Ass Make My Truck Look Fat?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Aaron Griffey, Hayward Ca. on Monday, May 05, 2014 - 10:21 pm:

Woman looking in the mirror: I look fat.
Husband: But your eyesight is perfect.


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