Stuff Model T Owners DON'T Say

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Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Dan B on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 06:10 pm:

Anyone know a good locksmith?

I would have gotten here earlier but there was an accident on the freeway.

This repop is exactly like the original!

It's probably metric.

That's weird. It's never leaked oil from there before.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By R.V. Anderson on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 06:42 pm:

"This repop is exactly like the original!"

Actually, I have heard that said a few times.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Mike Garrison_Rice Minnesota on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 08:25 pm:

"I went around him like he was sitting still".
"This is where the scan tool plugs in".
"I bought those at Tires Plus".


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Corey Langner on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 08:31 pm:

Dang, the brakes sure are touchy.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Hal Schedler, Sacramento on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 08:32 pm:

It tales R-12, NOT 134a


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Mike Garrison_Rice Minnesota on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 08:34 pm:

"I did my burnout and was just pulling in to stage,"


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Bob Coiro on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 08:45 pm:

Pass me that Phillips.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Bud Holzschuh - Panama City, FL on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 08:54 pm:

Sure ...... it gets great gas mileage!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Jim Kelsey on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 09:00 pm:

I need to replace the heater core.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Gary H. White - Sheridan, MI on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 09:21 pm:

Just double clutch it.
Turn off/on the defroster.
AM or FM?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By michael grady on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 09:23 pm:

On star - I need help


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Danial - Veneta OR US Earth Solar System on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 09:39 pm:

HAHA! These are great!

"That damn Chevy is passing us!"

(Well ok, maybe that's a stretch...)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Jamie Holmes on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 10:23 pm:

Of course it has Bluetooth and satellite radio to boot !!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Dan B on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 10:24 pm:

For Sale - Old Wooden Box with Ford Stamp Logo - RARE


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Gary H. White - Sheridan, MI on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 10:42 pm:

FREE Model T NOS parts to good home.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Ricks - Surf City on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 11:05 pm:

These Model T guys sure are big spenders.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Ed Baudoux on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 11:25 pm:

Yes, I am the original owner.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Paul Mikeska, Denver CO on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 11:27 pm:

Tires for these cars are cheap.

I bought it new.

Parts are hard to find.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By David Dewey, N. California on Sunday, July 13, 2014 - 11:59 pm:

My Battery is dead, would you give me a push start?
Papers are in the glove box.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Bob Coiro on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 12:09 am:

Buckle up.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Bob Coiro on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 01:35 am:

After you.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Steve McClelland on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 02:02 am:

Yes officer I know exactly how fast I was going...!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Steve McClelland on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 02:05 am:

Want to run'em for $100 bucks..?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Dave Wells on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 06:37 am:

Looks like my brake light burned out.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Ron on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 06:44 am:

How long has my directional been on?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By tim moore on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 07:29 am:

Doesn't leak a drop of oil.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Dave Wells on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 07:38 am:

I grind the gears when I shift.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By G.R.Cheshire on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 07:44 am:

I wonder what's holding up traffic!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Gary Schreiber- Santa Isabel Ecuador on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 09:42 am:

Is that the airbag or seatbelt icon?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By A. Gustaf Bryngelson on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 09:45 am:

"My Battery is dead, would you give me a push start?"
I actually hear a T owner say just that, I asked him why he did not use the crank on the front and he said he would never do that, so I started it for him, that was my first T start.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Mark Gregush Portland Oregon on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 12:34 pm:

Re" I wonder what's holding up traffic!" Actually I say that quite often. :-)

It's got AM-FM radio!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Steve McClelland on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 12:37 pm:

I wish I had something to do...!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Ricks - Surf City on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 12:48 pm:

My car looks like half the cars in the parking lot. (Wifey's complaint about our silver grey minivan.)

I feel like I'm driving a stealth car. Nobody notices me.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Craig Anderson, central Wisconsin on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 01:05 pm:

"Hold my beer and watch THIS"........ LOL


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Aaron Griffey, Hayward Ca. on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 01:11 pm:

My "check engine light" just came on

The windshield washer container is empty.

The left front brake grabs.

Must be a rim leak.

Now the gas gage quit.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Warren Henderson on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 01:24 pm:

Where is the cup holder?
Does it have WiFi?
How do you turn on the navigation system?
Will it cost a lot to have the service tech check out the engine control module?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Mike Sumerall - Athens, AL on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 01:38 pm:

I just got a recall notice.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By william louis rosenthal on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 02:15 pm:

Problem is in the water pump...no it's the fuel pump....no it's the oil pump.
Regards,
Scott


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Doug Money - Braidwood, IL on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 02:21 pm:

How is the oil pressure?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Darel J. Leipold on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 02:28 pm:

Free to be picked up. 1909-10 front axle and spindles.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Spencer Vibert on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 03:43 pm:

This thing handles like a corvette


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Carl Klem on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 05:28 pm:

"Passed Smog"
"Yes, they are very expensive"
"No, you may not take a picture"
"Don't let the children touch it"


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Aaron Griffey, Hayward Ca. on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 09:34 pm:

Good one Carl, "No, you may not take a picture"

The factory shop manual says, "Torque to....lbs."
I will unlock the doors for you
My back-up light is out.
The driver's seat is stuck


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Mack Cole ---- Earth on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 09:39 pm:

As a TT owner I would not be able to say,
"hey I outrun that bicycle!"


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Norman T. Kling on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 09:39 pm:

Mr. Ford dealer, please tune up the coils and while you are at it, replace the head gasket and adjust the brakes.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By John Aldrich Orting Wa on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 09:39 pm:

Eat my dust!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Bud Holzschuh - Panama City, FL on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 10:20 pm:

You plug in the OBDII scan tool right here ....


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By John Saylor on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 10:54 pm:

It's great in the snow!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Bill in Adelaida Calif on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 11:11 pm:

Just stay behind the wheel, I'll fill the gas tank.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Rob Heyen on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 11:27 pm:

These are good........

:-)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Paul Mikeska, Denver CO on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 11:36 pm:

Yep... You are right... the gear on the right front is the front wheel drive...


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Paul Mikeska, Denver CO on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 11:42 pm:

And one of my favorites from about 30 years ago at a gas station... Yes, you are right, it is an old Jeep.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By John Saylor on Monday, July 14, 2014 - 11:43 pm:

It turns/stops on a dime!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Keith Townsend ; ^ ) Gresham, Orygun on Tuesday, July 15, 2014 - 12:32 am:

John Sayler-
But it is great in the snow!


: ^ )

Keith


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Joseph W. Rudzik on Tuesday, July 15, 2014 - 12:40 am:

I went to the local McDonalds in our 20'touring and ordered from the drive through speaker. I told them I would need a drink carrier.
"No problem. We'll get one."
When I reached the window, the girl hands out both drinks to me at once.
"I told them I need a drink carrier for those."
She looked at me and the car and said: "Doesn't that car have a drink carrier?"
"Yes," I said. "But it's driving right now!"

Joe R.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Chris Cook on Tuesday, July 15, 2014 - 03:43 am:

I don't want another Model T! Chris.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Tom Carnegie on Tuesday, July 15, 2014 - 04:48 am:

"I'd rather be driving a Chevy."


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Arthur Dewey Asher Washington IL on Tuesday, July 15, 2014 - 07:41 am:

That's not rust, that's bird sxxt!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Mark Gregush Portland Oregon on Tuesday, July 15, 2014 - 11:40 am:

And to match Keith's photo;


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