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I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next stall. He said, "Hi, how are you?" Embarrassed I said, "I am doing fine." The voice then said, "So what are you up to?" I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!" From the next stall then came, "Can I come over?" Annoyed, I replied, "Rather busy right now!" Then the voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back. There's an idiot in the next stall here answering all of my questions!"
Guy in a public asks the guy in the next stall, "Say Buddy, got any toilet paper over there?"
"Darn it, 'fraid not."
"Got any old newspapers or magazines?"
"Nope, not a thing."
Long pause. "Got two fives for a ten?"