Stumbled across this on a Google search and just had to share it! Make up your own captions.
Howard Dennis
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
That is H. Nelson Jackson and his dog on the first cross country trip in an automobile, a Winton. KGB
Thanks Keith, now I know his name was Bud and he was the first.
Howard Dennis
http://www.retronaut.co/2012/09/bud-the-first-dog-to-drive-across-america-1903/? utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+HowToBeARetronaut+%28 How+to+be+a+Retronaut%29&utm_content=Google+Reader
OK dog, I'm tired. It's your turn to drive.
Jackson was first, but not by much. About a month later Tom Fetch made the trip in Old Pacific, his 1902 Packard. Before 1903 was over, several other cars made the journey.
Are you sure it's a LEFT turn?
Hey, are you going to doubt THIS nose??
Horatio's Drive.
It was a $50 wager Horatio never collected on.
http://www.pbs.org/horatio/wheel/
Caption for the first photo...
"Nelson, Not only is the cat laughing but this outfit makes me look stupid! I don't want to be a super hero!"
Dog
"Yeah, but how far is that in dog miles?"
"Hit it."
Shut up and drive...