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Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By John Mays on Saturday, July 11, 2015 - 10:11 pm:

You've probably seen this before but maybe been a while?

For sale:

One used Ford with a piston ring
Two rear wheels, one front spring
Has no fenders, seat, nor plank
Burns much gas and hard to crank
Carburetor's busted half way through
Engine's missing, hits on two
Nine years old, 10 in the spring
Shock absorbers an' everything
Radiators busted, sure does leak
Differential's dry, can hear it squeak
Ten spokes missing, front all bent
Tires blowed out, ain't worth a cent
Got lots of speed, runs like the deuce
Burns either gas or tobacco juice
Tires all off, been run on the rim
But it's a darn good Ford
For the shape it's in!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Jay - In Northern California on Saturday, July 11, 2015 - 10:32 pm:

Holy snips & snails & puppy dogs tails Batman. :-)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Freighter Jim on Saturday, July 11, 2015 - 10:50 pm:

John,

Great profile image ....


Freighter Jim


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Robert Davis on Sunday, July 12, 2015 - 08:58 am:

Pictures Please


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By John Mays on Sunday, July 12, 2015 - 12:59 pm:

Don't have pictures but I can say, "Ran when parked." Is that okay?


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