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Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Steve Jelf, Parkerfield KS on Monday, February 06, 2017 - 12:54 pm:

From: Barrister Joe Louis <john@carpetinteriors.co.uk>
Subject: IRREVOCABLE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT VIA CASH DELIVERY.
Date: February 6, 2017 3:14:30 AM CST
Reply-To: barristerjoelouis@consultant.com

UNITED NATIONS (IMF ASSISTED PROGRAMME)
DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS,
UNITED-NATIONS INCONJUNCTION WITH THE (IMF)
RE-UNION ASSISTED RECONCILIATION PROGRAMME
DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL CASH PAYMENT DELIVERY
WITH IMMUNITY CLEARANCE ON ALL UN-PAID FOREIGN OWED PAYMENT UNIT,
Our Ref: UN//IMF/UK/APPROVED-PLAN/2015
8 Tor View Rawtenstall, Lancashire
England, United Kingdom.


IRREVOCABLE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT VIA CASH DELIVERY.

I am Barrister Louis Harrison, the newly appointed director general in charge of approving & releasing all owed unpaid\unreleased foreign payments and also the special adviser to the United-Nation fighting against the un-necessary delays of beneficiaries unclaimed payment including yours which was recently discovered this week that has not been paid to you such as Next of Kin inheritance fund, Lottery winning fund and other contract fund by the present BRITISH GOVERNMENT after series of investigation conducted. We are very sorry that you have not received your payment all this while; God in Haven knows that we donít know that you have not gotten your payment till today.

I am delighted whole heartedly to inform you that the contract/Inheritance panel of the UN, which just concluded its seating in London federal capital territory just released your (E-mail Id & Name) among the currently approved beneficiaries who are to benefit 100% from this very diplomatic immunity 1st quarter payment of the year. This panel was primarily delegated to investigate and to genuinely manipulate all owed debts and claims as it has eaten deep into the economy of the Great Britain-London.

However, I wish to personally bring to your urgent notice, so that you will be aware that your unclaimed payment data's is still reflecting in our central computer as unpaid and un-claimed owned debt in my department where I newly work as the new appointed (UN) lawyer in charge of approving & releasing of all unpaid debts recently recovered back by the (UN) office in London been our branch after discovering that your payment has been delayed un-necessary due to one reason or another while auditing was going on.

Your own file was personally forwarded to my executive office by the chief auditors of the (UN) as an unclaimed fund. At this moment, I wish to use this medium of communication to inform you that for the time being the (UN) has completely stopped further payment through bank to bank transfer, ATM Card, Bank Draft or Check Payment due to numerous petitions received from the United States home-land security, the FBI, IMF and other financial and security agencies to UK Government against our banks on wrong payment and diversion of innocent beneficiaries owned funds to a different account.

In this regards, I am going to use my good office now to send you your just approved part-payment in the tune of $9M (Nine million United States Dollars) only by cash to you via a special (UN) universal diplomatic delivery means to you. In process of doing that, I will personally secure every needed documents as the newly appointed lawyer representing the (UN) office now to cover the money including the affidavit to claim of this particular unclaimed payment from our federal high court here in London which will bestow the right and privilege to you as the rightful beneficiary who is to receive this payment after meeting up with the delivery requirement as the British law stipulates.

All these will be done perfectly only on the condition that you will give me 20% of the funds we are about disbursing to you which is One Million, Eight Hundred Thousand United States dollars only out of the $9Million you are to receive as soon as you receive the money which will come to you through Diplomatic means.

Note: The money will be coming on 2 security proof trunk boxes. The boxes are already sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine by the managing of this organization and i also want you to know that the management is not aware of my plans with you in this transaction, so you have to keep it a top secret till me and you are able to conclude this very transaction. This fund was brought to us from the World Bank special delegates because the funds itself was meant for our local fame market here in the UK. But you don't have to worry for any thing that need to be taking care of here in London, as this transaction is 100% risk free and will remain legit as long as you work with me transparently. The boxes are coming with a diplomatic agent assigned by the management of this organization. Who will accompany the boxes to your house address or any address you will provide to me for this transaction to enable us complete.

All you need to do now upon your willing acceptance on my condition, is to send to me a promising note shows that you will give me 20% of the funds as soon as you receive the $9Million and your full house address and your identity such as, international passport or driver license including your personal contact phone numbers which must be a working numbers, the UN Dispatch Rider will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrives in your country's airport to update you and I hope you understand each and every point that I have made clear to you in this email message am sending to you.

WARNING/ADVISE: Please note carefully that any money requested from you by anybody, office, banks or group of people from Africa such as Nigeria, Ghana etc or any part of the world to receive your payment expect the United-Nation Appointed Commission Office (UK), presently in charge of recovering all un-necessary delayed unclaimed owed debts payments, whom the FBI, IMF and other financial agencies have irrevocably approved that should serve you better and ensure you receive your payment this time around, so kindly note that any money sent by you to any office in Africa/Nigeria is at your OWN RISK, so stay away from any other office, person or group of people and face only the United-Nation Appointed Approved Payment Disbursing High Commission Office only till your payment gets to you safely through Diplomatic means.

MOST IMPORTANTLY: for security reasons and to enable both of us conclude this transaction successfully, note that the UN Dispatch Rider coming with the consignment boxes will not know the original contents inside the boxes he is to deliver to you. So what I and our accredited management will declare to him that is inside the consignment boxes is a sensitive photographic film material and classified volume confidential company's contract documents.

Also note categorically that, before I proceed with the next arrangement, you are advice to respond back to me immediately and we agree first before I seal this transaction with you and if you have any question to ask for more clarification before and remember to send the required information directly to my Email address and I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the diplomatic immunity clearance certificate that will be tagged on the boxes to make it stand as a diplomatic consignment. This clearance will make it pass every custom checking point all over the world without any hitch. All this I will do with my own money as your partner.

I am highly committed and willing to serve you better whole- heartedly.

Congratulations Once again, your God have seen you through at last.

Respectfully Yours in-service,

Barrister Joe Louis
(UN) Human Right Activist


OOooops! I just accidentally hit the DELETE button. Darn.
:-)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By David Stroud on Monday, February 06, 2017 - 01:10 pm:

WOW Steve!!! Sounds like a heck of a deal to me. :-) That is by far the long windedest(:-)) scam I have seen. I can't believe you accidentally deleted that. Oh wait, you can still take advantage of it, just copy your post!!! :-) :-) :-) Dave


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Tim Wrenn-Monroeville OH on Monday, February 06, 2017 - 01:23 pm:

LOL LOL LOL!! :-)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Mike Spaziano, Bellflower, CA. on Monday, February 06, 2017 - 01:43 pm:

I see that Barrister Joe Lewis (or is it Lewis Harrison?) does carpets and interiors as a sideline. At least his email address indicates that.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Marv Konrad (Green Bay Area) on Monday, February 06, 2017 - 04:05 pm:

-Steve-
Since you're now so 'well-to-do', are you taking adoption applications?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Jem Bowkett, Spalding United Kingdom on Monday, February 06, 2017 - 05:17 pm:

The outgoing email address is very often hijacked from an innocent party. I take exception to this scammer using a British address when he clearly isn't British. Harrumph.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Jem Bowkett, Spalding United Kingdom on Monday, February 06, 2017 - 05:21 pm:

PS. Whois has the domain consultant.com registered in NJ , but that's pobably a blind alley.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Burger in Spokane on Tuesday, February 07, 2017 - 12:37 am:

This gent is "highly committed and willing to serve you better whole- heartedly."

Why all the cynicism ?


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Bill Dugger on Tuesday, February 07, 2017 - 01:18 am:

Hello Steve: I think you are running competition to me. That looks like the letter I rec'd recently! I will make you a deal since you posted it first so if I can get the money delivered I will give you about 40% since I know you and have visited you. So let me know and I will proceed! HE HE HA HA UM UM


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Nevin Gough on Tuesday, February 07, 2017 - 01:40 am:

God in Haven!!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By steven miller on Tuesday, February 07, 2017 - 08:13 am:

Steve, Send them the money. What do you have to loose??


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Dennis Seth - Jefferson, Ohio on Tuesday, February 07, 2017 - 08:25 am:

You have to watch those folks across the big pond, next thing you know they will want to tax our tea! :-)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Don Allen - Conroe, TX on Tuesday, February 07, 2017 - 09:33 am:

I delete these.

The phone call scammers though...that's another story.

If they call when I have a bit of spare time (not very often), I'll string them along for as long as possible, and I'll use an over-the-top fake accent of some kind.

They usually want me to go to a website, so I'll have them read the URL to me but I'll make "mistakes" as I copy it down and generally act like I'm hard of hearing. This will go on for a LONG time and you'll hear the frustration in their voice.

If they want a credit card number or a checking account number, I'll do the same thing....giving them a totally made up number. But I'll stop and start over countless times and make them repeat themselves endlessly.

If my kids are around, I'll do the whole thing on speaker-phone so everyone can hear and get in on the fun. My kids are nearly as insane as me and occasionally they'll make farm animal noises or crash pots and pans together or scream like they're being killed.

This happens a few times a year....so very not very often. But when it does, it's a real treat for everyone.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Robert Brough on Tuesday, February 07, 2017 - 09:39 am:

I like to play with the scammers as well. emails or over the pone, from "Windows Technical Service" that always sounds like they are calling from Calcutta.

I figure the more time they waste with me, the less time they have to possibly get away with one on someone else.

My wife thinks I have better things to do. I'm waiting for a scam that wants me to send them my wife.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Alan Pfau on Tuesday, February 07, 2017 - 09:41 am:

Don - My wife does the same thing when she's in the mood. I always love it when after a while the caller hangs up on her!


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Don Allen - Conroe, TX on Tuesday, February 07, 2017 - 09:50 am:

Yes Robert....my wife just rolls her eyes at me when I get one of these idiots going.

I think she secretly likes it though :-)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Dave Dufault on Tuesday, February 07, 2017 - 09:50 am:

He has a L O T of relatives:

http://interfraud.org/nigerian_laundering2.htm


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Terry Horlick in Penn Valley, CA on Tuesday, February 07, 2017 - 10:33 am:

Steve with your newfound wealth you should be able to afford that Chevy you have been dreaming of!

TH


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Warren F Rollins on Tuesday, February 07, 2017 - 10:59 am:

Don't mess with him. He promised more but only sent 100,000. Don't believe all he says. I think he takes a cut.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Burger in Spokane on Tuesday, February 07, 2017 - 11:21 am:

Another option for the call guys is to reverse roles ... pretend to be a
vinyl siding salesman or the guy hawking celfone plans and every time
they ramp up with their pitch, I try to sell them something.

I have found they get very annoyed and ultimately hang up on me.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Don Allen - Conroe, TX on Tuesday, February 07, 2017 - 01:54 pm:

Nice one Burger....I'll have to try those.


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Mark Strange - Hillsboro, MO on Tuesday, February 07, 2017 - 01:59 pm:

One of my brothers tells the telemarketers that his name is Elmer Fudd, millionaire, and he has a mansion and a yacht - really gets some of them excited! Most are too young or too far away to know who Elmer Fudd is. :-)

(Message edited by cudaman on February 07, 2017)

(Message edited by cudaman on February 07, 2017)


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Dave Wells, Hamilton Ontario on Tuesday, February 07, 2017 - 03:20 pm:

When they call me, I put on a voice like I'm 100 years old and senile. I tell them I've had an old black dial phone for 80 years and it serves me as it is and so on. After a while, they realize they can't sell me anything new and they hang up.


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