We will warm up with some Venison Stew when we get home!
"At gunpoint, the lazy deer was forced to do sit-ups on the fender of his car"
Looks like they brought it to a bank for deposit or payment.
Hey, this works!
Typed on my new Galaxy Tab E.
Excellent! I'd pay a buck for that joke!
Oh Deer! I'm Fawned of animal jokes.
I will see you buck, and raise you two bucks.
See the pretty deer. Does the deer have any dough? Yah, two bucks.
I think the deer's tongue is hanging out. The ultimate indignity! I'm hope when I die, nobody leaves my tongue hanging out. (would be funny though...)
Jerry, if they tie us to a fender on our way out it won't matter much where our tongues are.
Yes Richard. We'll definitely have bigger problems than that. Still...
Sorry, but I have to do this:
Why do Model T's last so long???? ............ Because you get more "Bang for the Buck"
I guess we cannot call those fenders anymore on the Model Ts ............. we have to start calling them "Buck-Boards"
OK, again I am sorry for the bad jokes, this forum is about how to fix and make your Model Ts better ............. I guess I was just "Bucking the System"
I liked them.
Question: Do the antlers work better than horns on a Model T?
Actually the ropes on him were tied to the front and he pulled the T to town. He is just resting now kicked back on the fender. They saved some doe not calling a toe truck. You save the bucks where you can. The cars that went buy on the way to town were asked to help but they just passed the buck. 3 guys with guns headed for the bank? Thats my story and Im sticking to it. Wonder what the real story is.
What do you call a deer with no eyes ?????
Do you know the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $2.50 a pound, deer nuts are under a buck.
Dave, Dave, Dave..........
No idea :-) :-) :-)
I see your raise and I call.