This one's too new to fit me....
Good for me...
My Daughter gave me a birthday card that said
"Bend it, shake it, twist it but don't break it because they don't make replacement parts for OLDER models"
Marv,....yeah, me too! I'd need one that would say "forties" instead of "fifties"!
G.R.....actually, they do make a few "new parts" like artificial knees, hips, etc,etc.....
I wonder if anyone ever went in for surgery to have a knee or hip replaced, and asked the doctor if the new knee or hip was U.S.made, or "Made in China"??? (:^) .....harold (:^)
Shoulder replacement? Thought about the Forum poster asking doc if he could "play the piano afterwards?" Doc: "Sure!" "That's good, 'cuz I couldn't before!"
Or the birthday card "Oh Hell... You're not old! I think they call it 'Vintage' nowadays!"
Mine would say: "Missing Parts"...just like those discount turkeys in the frozen meat section.
If you can still fit into that shirt, you are "Original and Unrestored". If the shirt is too small, you need some work. If you used to fit then could not fit and then can fit again, you are "restored"
Mine would have the add " CPU needs upgrades ".