"If you buy a fifth on the third for the fourth, you may not come forth on the fifth". I hope everyone has a happy Fourth of July
Hmm, reminds of one line from the old "Ajax Liquors" comedy routing: "Yes, we have quarts" "I don't want quarts, you got fifths?" "YES, we have fifths" "Good, give me 5 fifths of tequila, 5 fifths of. . ."
Judge: "You're taking the 5th?"
Witness, "YES! Jack Daniels please"
"Do they have a 4th of July in Mexico?" "No." "Then how do they get from July 3 to July 5?"
I know. Pee Yoo.
Doesn't 4 Quotes make a Gallon?
It sure does, but if you make a galleon out of quartz, it will sink.
Confucius say: Man who say money cannot buy happiness, not have enough money.
Some say I have a drinking problem.
I have no problem drinking. Just stopping.
Are you an alcoholic? Well I quit drinking so you figure it out.