I won $2.00 in the Mega Millions lottery. Please respect our privacy as our family decides how to move forward in this exciting and pivotal moment in time.
Lol...good one...your privacy shall be respected. Another dollaraire in our midst! Mum's the word!
Some folks have all the luck!
Congratulations! I have found nearly 3 dollars in change this year going for my daily walk. We high rollers need to stick together.
You wealthy guys really know how to rub it in. I'm afraid to look at the year end books to figure how much I've lost on our flock, and raising the hay we feed to the sheep the coyotes eat. Can I come along on a walk with you, Rich ?
Congratulations Watson ! : - )
We could split the profit Rich but it's a long way to walk from your place. To some I am thought to be the homeless guy who can't afford a car.
A winfall like that can change your life! If I had that kind of money I would buy a 1/2 gallon of gas and enjoy a 9 mile ride in my T.
My accountant told me that I don't have to worry about paying taxes on my "winnings" as it cost me $2.00 to buy the ticket and I collected $2.00 so I didn't actually win anything. I broke EVEN! Ugh
After his fees, sounds like your accountant made out pretty good on your ticket purchase. JACKPOT!
Thank You for the laugh!!! Hilarious
My mother won Publisher's Clearing house a few years back. Somewhere, I think I still have the certificate and the check. As I recall, I think it was about five dollars.
If about four of us big winners got together? We could draw straws to decide who got to celebrate with a good dinner at a cheap restaurant.
I think we are related. My wife dead mother was fooling around with your great grandfather therefore we share the same gene pool
So put me in your will!!!!
I kind of hate to have to tell you this but I won $4.00 in both the Mega and Powerball. It's made my life a living hell with the old acquaintances, old friends and relatives coming out of the woodwork. It is driving me crazy. All I can say is be careful what you wish for.